Here are some of our favorite quotes of Lucifer's.
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"Oh, no! Noooo! No, no, no, no, Charlie! No, no, no, that's, uh... No." (When Charlie asks for his help to speak to Heaven.)

"Take that, depression!" (When Charlie invites him to the hotel. Probably one of his more famous quotes.)

"Razzle, Dazzle! Oh, look how much you haven't grown! Still fun-sized! You taking care of my little girl? You better be..."

"Oh ho my golly! You like girls? So do I! We have so much in common! Put er' there, Maggie!" (When Charlie tells Lucifer that she and Vaggi are dating.)

"I've missed that smile," and "I'm grateful you're my daughter more than anything." (Lucifer to Charlie during More Than Anything.)

"See, you messed with my daughter, and now I am going to FUCK you!" (Lucifer meant to say "fuck you up" to Adam, but misspoke...)

"Wait, what did I say?" (When Charlie corrects him.)

"Oh, honey. She'd be so proud of you. Are you kid- at least I'd hope so! Hey, hey! Just take a deep breath, okay? The show must go on, Charlie! And you were born for this spotlight." (When Charlie asks him if Lilith would be proud of her. He's so sweet...)

"I wasn't doing anything weird, I swear it!" (When he answers Vaggi's knocks on his door, and reveals himself to be covered in ducks that he glued to his sweater...)

"Oh, no, no, holda, holda, hold on, okay? I can handle any problem a-five hundred times better than that dumb, red loudspeaker, okay?" (When Vaggi suggests asking for Alastor's help instead of Lucifer's to threaten Vox. She knows how to use his prideful nature to her advantage...)

"Ding ding!" (Said in Vox Populi. This is our absolute favorite quote from Lucifer... It's just so silly and it gives us indescribable joy whenever we hear it.)

"'Cause I'm the serpent! I'm the flame! The mortal world is scared to say my name! I am so spooky! I'm the shit! I am a living aspect of the infinite! So scheme all you want, Mr. TV Head Man! I'm nearly a god, who are you? Just a dead man!" (Lyrics from Vox Populi. It's wild how he can sing pretty fire lines and then immediately follow them up with, "I'm so spooky," while having the silliest face ever...)

"YOU MOUTHY LITTLE MORTAL!" (Lucifer becoming enraged at Vox for suggesting he's the reason why Lilith left.)

"You do not see me... I am magical..." (Lucifer whispering while trying to sneak away from Charlie. He could have just teleported away, but. At least we got a silly line from him.)

"I'm such a good dad!" (He is!!!)